Class Clown

My son would be the class clown...the one who wants to make everybody laugh....no matter the circumstances or punishment. Yesterday Josiah came home from school and this was the conversation:
Josiah: Mom...I got in trouble at school today.
Me: What? What did you do?
Josiah: I was making snoring noises...
Me: What????
Josiah: I was making snoring noises....
Me: Why were you making snoring noises????
Josiah: I was trying to get my breathing right...I think my asthma was kicking in or something...
Me: WHAT????
Josiah: I couldn't breathe right....
Me: Who laughed?
Josiah: Landon
Me: What did the teacher say?
Josiah: Who is making those noises...and then everybody in the class laughed....and when I told her it was me she said we don't make those noises at school...go stand outside for 2 minutes.
Me: Josiah...you can't do that at school...
Josiah: But mom...it made everybody laugh...and I was bored and falling asleep....

It is going to be a long year.....